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Why do I find it funny?

Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...
Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2025
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funny

its funny that your searching up funny because it not funny
by anonymous October 29, 2020
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Da funny map

The map Ilios from Overwatch and Overwatch 2, called "Da funny map" by famous streamer, youtuber, feeder, and Lucio main Redshell.

The map is called 'Da funny map' because the map allows boops, referenced as 'the funny', to knock off players off the edge of the map. This is heavily utilized by Lucio, Pharah, Roadhog, Orisa (OW 2), Brigitte, Zenyatta (OW 2), Wrecking Ball, and Ashe. (In order of boop popularity).
*The map is Ilios*

Lucio main: OMG it's da funny map!
by Mina Star July 11, 2022
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Headcrab Funny

A headcrab funny is defined by any time in a half life game valve decided to be funny and put a headcrab in an unfortunate spot where the player might not see it until it's too late
Dario casali: man, there's not enough headcrab in this chapter, time to put in another headcrab funny
by Joeseph0 May 8, 2024
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Funny

Your not sorry to break it to you dude
by anonymous February 10, 2022
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Funni

The Word Funni was made by Youtuber ChevilFNAF

it was a typo at first but then it became a meme.
you are so funni yknow i wish i was as funni as you.
by Xmen723 October 7, 2022
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Funny

by ItYoBoi_NateDog November 26, 2020
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