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cook time

What you say when one of your friends does something stupid.

Ex : 1- bro my mans gave me 2gs for 10

2- COOK TIIIIME
Cook timeee
by GueellBoy March 5, 2019
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Big Cook Little Cook

A show that takes place in a cafe that they claim is the best cafe in the world but it's not.

They get one customer per day and has shortages on ingredients all of the time. The "cooks" are unable to memorise simple recipes, so they need a cookbook for recipes that children could make.

Small has magical powers, rides on a spoon to get the ingredients but when he comes back, he doesn't have them, but gets them via magic, making the journey a waste of time, only for educational purposes.

Ben needs motivation from a story before preparing, and often makes unnecessary amounts of spillage, wasting more time and ingredients. No wonder do they have to clean the kitchen after EVERY single order, and explains the lack of ingredients.

Also, they don't even let the customers order themselves.
I went to the Big Cook Little Cook cafe and then I gave it 1 star on Google Maps.
by Deadboydoor517 August 19, 2021
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Southern Cooking

On this week's episode of "Single Ladies" (VH1), Val breaks up with a potential boyfriend because, although he'll participate in fellatio, he draws the line at cunnilingus ("I'm not going down there..."). When she relates her experience back at her dress shop, Keisha or April asks why she broke it off. "He doesn't like Southern Cooking", replies Val.
Might have been a double entendre, but in the context in which it occurred....
by KastleKeeper June 13, 2011
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Cooked your bacon

One who catches an STD or infection of the genitals. Originated in Yakima Valley 509.
Is that the girl who cooked your bacon???
by Panda Crew May 3, 2009
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Bruce Cook

Bruce Cook is a Nitro Circus member who lost the use of his legs during a daring stunt in 2014. On his modified Freestyle Motocross dirtbike, Cook attempted a double front flip, in which the rider has no control of under or over-rotation. Cook under-rotated, landing on his rear wheel and sliding off of the back of his seat. Cook broke his lower back and nearly severed his spinal cord entirely. After recovery, he now rides a modified bike, the same on that nearly killed him, but it has metal bars all over it to hold his lower half in place while he backflips at every show.
Guy 1: It's a shame what happened to Bruce Cook
Guy 2: He still stunts though, it's so cool!!
by MXfanatic October 8, 2020
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catherine cooke

Sexiest bitch in the fucking nation STUPID THICC AND HOT. Can shut a bitch up quick, and is a very loyal person( if she likes you of course), which is highly unlikely. Everyone else is trash besides her.
by Heyyyyybitches June 2, 2018
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Cooked

An old Jungian archetype is the idea of spirits coming from above (the heavens) and finding blood (human suffering). They are like chefs from burger king. To be cooked is the worst. Because that means you would have to have been prepared: gutted, seasoned, and put on a menu. To an angel that looks like your homies cheating you from something. People close to you, selling you for themselves. Cooked is when you're at your lowest
*His homies ran a train on his girl and opps are on his as* "bruh, I'm cooked"
by mr greaseballer January 9, 2024
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