Jar-tard

some one who struggles to open a jar

Billy-I cant open this jar!
Tommy-your a Jar-tard!

by SLAP'a'DODLE May 20, 2016

Fuck-Tard

Conjunction word for "Fucking retard". Often used when you're pissed off at someone for being a stupid piece of shit. A fun little way to remind your friends that they are pieces of shit but it's ok because they're retarded.

Person 1: "I don't know how to do this."
Person 2: "You fuck-tard! Do you even know how to do anything? You're so fucking stupid!"

by no >:( November 12, 2020

Fuck-tarded

After amazing sex, a feeling of bliss so euphoric that you are unable to function -you are fucked so good that you feel retarded

Sex with Levi is fire, he just left and I'm still fuck-tarded.

by PrincessHeather April 9, 2023

Reddit-tard

Somebody who suffers from they stereotypical superiority complex browsing reddit may cause. They typically are slimier in attitude, temperament, and humor to a immature self-proclaimed "history buff" middle-school-er who is probably autistic and thinks that "nazis were kinda cool."

"That fucking reddit-tard is so god damned annoying, fucker goes on and on about r/dankmemes and Andrew Tate."
"Smooth brained Racist reddit-tard shitbag."

by This machine kills fascists December 22, 2022

tard market

name given to online community that sells crap - tard being short for retards in the light hearted sense

Discogs.com is a tard market

by DJ Wechat April 6, 2017

Slow-tarded

Basically your slow and retarded

Omg Becky ur slow-tarded

by Gucci Mane in 2006 February 19, 2020

tard fucker

Well a certain person named Jarred was once so desperate he actually fucked a retard. We told him it was wrong and that he himself must have been partially retarded. So he is a tard fucker! He doesn't deserve the re as any retard could beat him mantally and physically...

Jarred you fuckin' queer tard fucker!
Jarred you are a sick sister fuckin' tard fucker!
Jarred you tard fuckin' twinky bitch!

by wouldn't you like to know.... February 7, 2005