milf

Mentally Ill Lion Face.
- Person who looks like an animal (aka Protein pony) and neglects his real life commitments to try to make it big on social media.

- Middle aged loser grasping at straws.

Who's that hiding in the bushes with a bottle of booze? It's Marg Haggley. That dude is a MILF.

by godzilla the cat May 29, 2022

milf

man i love frogs

-oop theres a frog
-milf!

by halal-stilusu fekete fem December 6, 2021

MILF

Fadilah's mom

YO SHE IS A MILF

by Jaxk_45 December 7, 2021

Almond milf

When you can't digest normal milfs so you go for an almond one ;)

Superpowers: Mommy that makes you remember *EVERYTHING* from her skills.
female version of - "apne lund ke dam pe you made me crazy"

That almond milf was very useful before the exam!

by jumjumbarsapaani December 10, 2021

milf

your mom

bro ur mom is a milf

your mom:* exist*
me: such a milf!!

by tvojakeva123 December 13, 2021

hot single milf

A hot person named stormi who will be a milf when they are 70

bob: hey have u heard of the hot single milf
larry: you mean stormi?
bob: yeah

by stormilovessapnap my tiktok December 13, 2021

Milf

A “milf” is open a oversized woman that has a big back and usually are porn stars. Milf’s are fat, nasty, wide body built females. The term “milf” is usually used for porn.

Ooou you see that big girl walking? She’s a milf.

by MilkStar December 14, 2021