clunk0r job

A low-paying, low-responsibility job that you hate and dread waking up in the morning to do. Usually grunt work that requires brawn instead of brain and usually puts you working in the company of crack heads and other lowlifes struggling to make enough money to feed their malnourished children and purchase more drugs.

I got another clunk0r job digging holes and cleaning out sewage pipes through my temp agency again.

Dave's clunk0r job of the day is licking stamps and envelopes. He's 50 and has to feed four children too.

Jim had to do more toilet paper sample tests on bums' assholes in alleys around town.

by Smu Johnson January 9, 2009

cob job

slang for a something that is put together poorly (see to cobble).

As soon as I find a screwdriver I'll repair the shelf properly, but for now this cob job will have to do.

by jfb76 November 20, 2006

belly-job

A fat girl uses her bellybutton to hump the tip of a penis. After finishing, the girl takes her finger, acquires some of the splooge, and gives you a milk mustache.

Man, that belly-job she gave me was off the hook! *Smiles with splooge on upper lip*

by iamthehulk December 12, 2010

rim job

To cheaply improve the appearance of a car by installing fancy wheels

"Sten's car is looking good!"
"Not impressed -- it's just a rim job."

by fredje July 23, 2012

gum job

when a girl takes out her dentures to give head

My girl gives a good gum job

by Tarsonis101 August 4, 2008

RIM-job

creating a state of the art phone that millions love, then letting Apple and Android leap frog you as your company is destroyed.

Their failure to keep up with the competition shows a complete RIM-job like approach to their product development.

by santaprof July 12, 2012

rim job

when you go to the car wash and you want to get your rims all bling blingin' you ask the guy for a rim job

"I went to the car wash today and got a rim job now they be so clean you can see your reflection"

by Mohammad March 30, 2004