Ladies and gentlemen, for your own safety please stand back; I'm ready to release an electric fart here.
by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003
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I blew a massive load in this broad and after she let out the biggest front fart that i have ever heard.
by mhags32 January 3, 2011
Get the front fart mug.Tom thought to him self why it smelled like a fart even though he had not farted. He then remembered that across the room was Jim, and that Jim was a known Fart Slinger.
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Get the Fart Slinger mug.an ambiguously ominous pressure in one's bowel that is simultaneously flatulence, diarrhea, and a bowel movement until it is released, at which point quantum superposition ends and one must simply hope that they guessed correctly.
It's a good thing I went to the bathroom for that Schrodinger's fart, or else it would have been messy.
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