Danny P.

The most wonderful soul to ever exist and my soul mate.

Yo dude I'm tired of all these hoes, I want a Danny P.

by doobapsan February 18, 2022

William p

When you agressively grasp the tip of a mans penis and twist until he screams much like the titty twister only different

That guy hit me in the dick and so i gave him a william p

by Clifford the big red asshole November 22, 2017

P-jizzlin'

The act of laziness so extreme that you don't bother to get out of your pajamas.

I called in sick to work today and now I'm straight P-jizzlin'. pajamaslazy

by team analplug May 28, 2016

P-Beast

A paint beast. Someone who dominates in the paint on a basketball court.

Jamarcus is a total P-Beast, he’s like 6’6!

by TaroDidIt April 9, 2022

p-foot

Abbreviation for pussy from out of town. The best kind, unless you're prone to getin' sprung. Those chicks just in town for the weekend.

I'm postin' up at the Holiday Inn for the weekend, prowlin' for p-foot.

by bruthanumba3 May 30, 2008

P burn

A worse version of saltcoats. Don't be there past 7 o'clock or you will be stabbed by wee rab.

Oft this is shite its almost worse than saltcoats.
That's what you call p burn!

by Cali special December 26, 2021

Tp&p

"Tissue paper and porn" i.e. a man's way of saying he giving up on woman's and staying single

Nope i don't date it TP&P for me can do with out the headaches.

by Oldmannomas February 18, 2018