second skin fitting, 'super-slim' fitting jeans for emaciated, daccau, anorexic types...polar opposite of 'relaxed fit'
super model jane went shopping for some tense fit jeans
i layed off the beer, pizza, and shit sammiches and believe i can now wear my new tense fit jeans!!
i layed off the beer, pizza, and shit sammiches and believe i can now wear my new tense fit jeans!!
by michael foolsley June 3, 2012
Get the tense fitmug. Named after the comedian who commonly wears this attire, the term may describe somebody wearing large cargo shorts and an oversized shirt.
by Buddy_Trolley November 24, 2022
Get the Adam Sandler Fitmug. by String1 February 23, 2017
Get the Jerry Fitmug. This is a term to describe when someone has the ability to dress well all the time. They do not necessarily boast about it and sometimes may not realize it.
Archie: "Man Smiley, I got it bad dude. So bad I'm losin' sleep."
Smiley: "What's up, Archie?"
Archie: "My boss at work is so gorgeous that it's hard for me to concentrate. If I hear her voice, I get nervous."
Smiley: "Wow! Sounds like a good problem to have!"
Archie: "Even worse, she's got the fab fit flex and she don't even know it! She said people have knocked her clothes!"
Smiley: "Dang! That's terrible. Sound like she surrounds herself with suckers! Give her some props, brother!"
Smiley: "What's up, Archie?"
Archie: "My boss at work is so gorgeous that it's hard for me to concentrate. If I hear her voice, I get nervous."
Smiley: "Wow! Sounds like a good problem to have!"
Archie: "Even worse, she's got the fab fit flex and she don't even know it! She said people have knocked her clothes!"
Smiley: "Dang! That's terrible. Sound like she surrounds herself with suckers! Give her some props, brother!"
by von groovy June 23, 2024
Get the Fab Fit Flexmug. When a member of a fandom goes on and on and on about their fictional crush or their favorite part of the fandom.
by Bajashell July 23, 2025
Get the Fan fitmug. 
