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National Give Head Day

The day of the year where you’re supposed to give head to your friend, preferably ones with names starting with a P or an A, and last names being synonyms of the word “wealthy”. Celebrated on February 18th.
by Anon112312 February 18, 2022
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National potato day

May 11th is national potato day! This day you will do whatever you want with potatoes. Make fries, boil them, fry them, and many other cool ideas. Make sure to share this with a friend and remember, go celebrate potatoes!
National Potato Day: On this day, we celebrate the rememberence of potatoes. Albert Johnson invented the potato (found it), on a farm in 1565.
by I.Love.Her May 11, 2023
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national christmas

May 13 of every year where me celebrate cows dying
T:happy national Christmas

H: happy national Christmas to you too
by Smallwiggly69 May 13, 2021
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national floor day

Is on April 7th Get naked cover yourself in vaseline and slither like a snail on the floor
National floor day

Person: I’m a snailll
by StickyBeans July 29, 2021
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National Sex Month

The whole if April is National Sex Month but if your love don't want it it get down to making out month
"i will get alot of sex in before NNN since it's National Sex Month "
by National-King March 17, 2021
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national nephew day

on may 31st you will do anything to make your nephew feel appreciated. show him love.
omg guys, today is national nephew day. let me go give him a hug and tell him how much i love him.
by lani knows best May 31, 2022
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national jumper day

National jumper day. A day where we all congregate and honor both the song and movie jumper.
Bro 1: Why is everyone so hyped

Bro 2: ITS NATIONAL JUMPER DAY DUMB FUCK
by mean green meme making machine October 13, 2018
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