chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

rat face

when you are obbsessed with rats

your a rat face

by livysalvatore49 August 6, 2021

Banana face

A chinese that is seemingly unable to speak to write in chinese, giving the appearance of a banana (yellow on the outside white on the inside) but is actually, really, just another chinese.

Characteristics include but not limited to :
1. Bougie appearance (may or may not actually be)
2. Speaks only English even though proficient in other languages

3. Exceptionally friendly with everyone (relative to Chinese counterparts)

Damn this girl a banana face, we be speaking chinese the whole time but she be pretending.

by Treeleggedchair April 23, 2019

Double face entendre

A person who has two opposite personalities (Usually one is less preferable than the other)

"My ex-girlfriend is such a double face entendre."

by Mr. BigBig November 28, 2022

Dead-face

Deep facing a dead person or people for money or power

Dead-face or dead-facing could lead to legal trouble in the sense of who owns another humans image after death? Especially a celebrity.

by Gouh aziko April 19, 2022

Button Face

A specific breed of Scottish person that has a big head but a small face, to the extent that it resembles a button that is sown onto a shirt.

That button face won’t stop going on about deep fat fried Mars bars.

by Watervole July 4, 2018

Face Crunch

The act of proving someone wrong. Especially after they have argued with you and you are RIGHT!!!!

Man, I really gave Daniel the face crunch when he argued there was never an escalator on the first floor of the Pavilions by Maggiano's.

by The Good Side of Amy B. July 20, 2010