national ask your crush out day

You have to ask your crush 🥰 out she might say yes but if she says no its okay

August 29th National ask your crush out day

by Devin hairston August 27, 2022

National Throw Milo Day

October 22nd you can throw anyone named Milo

Hey guys did you here it National Throw Milo Day

by ChadicusPrime October 21, 2021

National Sex Day

National Sex Day is celebrated yearly on June 9th. Why? Because 6/9! It is celebrated for all sexualities. If a couple's straight and one's on their period, then one must perform oral sex, or many more ways to celebrate National Sex Day. Do something new with your soulmate! Do something more kinky!

How are you celebrating National Sex Day? I'm giving my boyfriend head today!
I'm celebrating National Sex Day by masturbating!

by joshiyohi June 9, 2019

National Glumpinkin Day

The national celebration for the glumpinkin ritual. It is normally held on July 14th, but it's possible to celebrate it on the night of July 13th. July 14th is important to glumpinkin, because it marks the anniversary of its creation

The national glumpinkin day greeting is 'merry glumpinkin day' so you say "Merry Glumpinkin day"

by Garrett Schinken December 19, 2024

National Thigh Day

It’s National Thigh Day ladies! It’s December 7th so you gotta show the boys your thighs!

“Today’s national thigh day so I have to send some thigh pics”

by peytonmanning18 December 6, 2020

National Hoe Day

On August 11th you can shake as much ass as you want, without anyone judging you!

Sarah- August 11th
Kay- Yes! It’s national hoe day!
Sarah- yesssss I finna shake this ass

by RealBhadie August 10, 2020

Sloth Nation

A society of the dankest sloths in the world, every member must be very slothy and a straight sexy

Ya I'm part of Sloth Nation.
Natebert and Rayon joined Sloth Nation.

by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016