Bronze Dogs

When you go to the beach fully clothed with no shoes or socks and they get tanned

Person 1: walks in barefoot wearing shorts

Person 2: "damn bros got the bronze Dogs!"

dead dog store

flamingo:welcome to dead dog store what dead dog do you want
noob: djdbs dkd sksjs sjs sjs sn
flamingo:ok your becoming a new dead dog

by memeaddictive July 16, 2022

When you want to run but there is no speed, people hate eating hard boiled eggs, and no exceptions must have 12 toes

You are such a spook dog, get away from me!

by stellerbet May 7, 2021

What would you like on your burger Brendan? I would like the full dog's mashings please Michael!

by SuperflyStill April 30, 2021

Mark: Man, Jon is such a purple dog.

by Lolimboi April 10, 2018

When a guy rubs his penis on your body, but he's just taken a piss so it feels similar to when a dog nuzzles you.

My boyfriend accidentally gave me a wet dog nose last night after going to the bathroom.

by All Outta Angst November 19, 2015

Don’t be a Skurn dog! Give me back my stuff.

Brandon is such a Skurn dog!! I would stay away from him

by Anne Nomous October 20, 2023