an animal that always wants attention and will put their butthole on you no matter what you say
a man's best friend
fluffy
soft
mean
pee and poo on the floor
a man's best friend
fluffy
soft
mean
pee and poo on the floor
my dog likes to sit in the window and stare into the soul of a poor person
my dog will eat me when I die
my dog will eat me when I die
by wertyuioasdfghjkzxcvbnm,qwerty June 16, 2021
Get the Dogmug. Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.
The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.
Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.
There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.
Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.
There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?
Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.
Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.
Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017
Get the Balloon Dog Years scalemug. by frog dog loving October 21, 2020
Get the frog dog lovingmug. by ramilthedeal@snipergangkodak December 1, 2016
Get the Cock dogmug. -I hate the up dog
-What's up dog?
-You know the talking dog from the Up film
-Yeah it seemed a little out of place
-What's up dog?
-You know the talking dog from the Up film
-Yeah it seemed a little out of place
by xtm!ke August 21, 2017
Get the Up Dogmug. To jump in with a bunch of dogs that are fucking and thinking to yourself "I should clap a dog, I must" so you shove your dick in the BIG ONE and go to town.
by OPGAMER637589 March 11, 2020
Get the Dog orgymug. Dog.. DOG..! woof woof! bark bark!
oml shut the fuck up fatass bitch. yes it is god backwards but it could be a coincidence lol- get yo dumbass mouths off this website.
oml shut the fuck up fatass bitch. yes it is god backwards but it could be a coincidence lol- get yo dumbass mouths off this website.
Dog.
by Chocolate Fish May 20, 2021
Get the Dogmug.