Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome

The Swedish 1,000-yard stare syndrome is developed when a mentally stable person is exposed to an individual with an extra chromosome for a long period until their mental mind combusts into flames. Upon this full mental death, they do a 1,000-yard stare into oblivion for 24 hours straight until they die from a lack of oxygen.

'Hey bro, did you hear what happened to Mark last week?'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'

by sdsadasdasdasdasdasd December 6, 2023

Little man syndrome

Someone usually a grown adult , is a massive bellend to everyone and everything 24/7 for no reason maybe because they are short and think everyone is against them all the time

“God that (insert name here) is a right funny fucker”
I reckon it’s little man syndrome”
“Inni”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Andromeda syndrome

Deplorable facial animations in video games. Comes from Mass Effect: Andromeda and its rather unrealistic character design

Lost Planet 3 greets you with a scene in wich bad acting is overshadowed by even worst facial animations (Andromeda syndrome).

by Firsst Zealot February 23, 2018

Matoti syndrome

A period of time a girl goes through after a break up. There are still feelings remaining for the partner.

What happened to Ashely? She’s down lately.
- yeah she has Matoti syndrome

by Unknownlegend April 13, 2019

Cousin Syndrome

When you choose to ghost your friends to hang out with your cousin. Even if you promised them that you'd be on after school or whatever you were doing outside.

Guy: Sorry guys, I'm going to play with my cousin in a bit.

Friend 1: But you told us we'd play tonight.

Friend 2: He must've gotten the Cousin Syndrome on the way home.

by Madoka Kaname's husband December 25, 2024

Itchy Arm Syndrome

when clint bowyer spingate moments like how clint bowyer spotter went like "you got itcehy arm clint???" and then clint said "ye" and then he spun?!!??!!?!!??!?!?

Look! Theres Ricky Stenhouse with Itchy Arm Syndrome!

by OriginalName the Pyro Main September 2, 2023

burton syndrome

when somebody loves the store burlington so much they have a syndrome for it

“let’s go to burlington man”
“Shut the fuck up you have burton syndrome”

by T65T August 27, 2023