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num sex

Using benzocaine (numbing cream) as lube during intercourse and fellatio. Person's involved will experience numbing in the genital and oral regions leading to numb cock and num tongue.
Shelly accidently grabbed her grandfather's numbing cream thinking it was sexual lubrication. Shelly was surprised when she experienced num sex.
by Mermer0008 March 18, 2017
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Sex

You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man shoves his caterpillar 3000 into the woman’s badusay 8000 and they fuck until he releases this liquid called sperm which has a fetus that will probably grow in the woman’s stomach, and the fetus will turn into a baby, and she’ll give birth to it.
Bro, I had sex last night! - Noah
*gapes* Bro, how you pull her? You ugly as fuck my guy. - Jon
by meorningchae March 26, 2022
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Sex

give women bag. Then sex.
Man: Oh look. Woman!
Woman: Hello, sex? Give guci ples.
Man: OKAY. *gives bag then sex*
by MoonXo December 12, 2020
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sex

hope wants to hav sex with ********
by ducksupurass19 January 28, 2023
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Lord of sex

Being defind as a lord of sex is. A person who is a sex lord is a guy who has had sex with 50+ people and is such a sex lord that he is known worldwide as Lord of sex.
Being defined as a lord of sex is epic
by The Loathsom dung eater December 3, 2022
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pavlik sex

When a man sits in the closet while a woman is cumming and moaning all over the bed. Then pavlikas jumps from the closet like a airplane and misses the pussy and puts in her leg and dies.
Mary: Fuck you lets go have pavlik sex
Donald: Yes please daddy
by nojussex May 28, 2021
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Sex

Here’s a nice way how to tell your kids how sex works without it being awkward
subtract the clothes divide the legs, imagine it being a pencil sharpener, you then pull out the hard pencil and put it in the sharpener and things will proceed to happen, the yelling and moaning that is happening is a perfect sound you wanna hear from the female subject

THEN VIOLENTLY CUM

And that’s how sex works kids, just make sure to wear protection when doing it
by Tabkat January 7, 2022
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