Pulling a Jobs

The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.

Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)

by TruthPC October 19, 2009

Pull a Mal

To pop off and do something really well, or to present an exceptional product

"Wow, that looks great! You really pulled a mal on this project!"

"I gotta stay home and work, I'm tryna pull a mal on this."

by yahahahbabby October 15, 2020

Pulling a usher

sliding on your knees to grab someone as popularized by Usher in the music video for There goes my baby in which he slides across the floor and kinda hugs his girl. Just watch the video if you dk.

"dude you're down bad"
"Damn right, I'mma be pulling a usher when I see her"

by singittothetuneof March 5, 2025

Pull a l0rd

When someone fakes suicide after faking coding

Person: Yo I'm a liar so I think I'm gonna pull a l0rd.
Other person: Don't pull a l0rd! If you do, you have cancer.
Person: Oh alright then I won't.

by NOT0666 February 8, 2021

Pulling A Jay

the act of completely messing up a great situation by bashing yourself and dealing with your own personal problems rather then helping out the ones who really need you

Guy1: Yo man go help out your girl! She is sitting by herself and crying and all you do is Pulling A Jay
Guy2: Nah sorry man I'm hating my self rn

by Leifoh May 27, 2017

Pulling a Kim

When one fails to acknowledge or value a kind gesture or an award that required immense effort to advocate, and instead demands more.

She cried and asked what she has done wrong when I presented her significant salary increase and huge bonus awarded this year, she’s pulling a Kim.

by Chuckady-chuck-chuck May 10, 2023

Pulled a Mann-y

Talking trash behind the safety of the internet, and when getting called out or caught up in it, turning it all around and going from Bully to Victim. Also blaming everything you screw up at on others. As if they are the sole responsibility for your fucked up situations that you yourself put yourself into.

Pulled a Man-y: I lost my job at AT&T (when they found how I was trolling several groups hard and it looked bad on the company) so I totally "pulled a Mann-y" and blamed it all on the strangers that have it out for me. They constantly harass me day and night and have it out for me. I blame all my shortcomings on them. I also will start GoFundMe accounts to try and get people to pay for me being unemployed.

by FuckTheseCommieBastards August 15, 2018