ball whipped

It is when your partner grabs your own ball sack and whips you around the head with it.

you are ball whipped man, your girlfriend totally owns you, every time you do something she doesn’t approve of she rips them out and gives you a ball whipping.

by Morgo 1972 February 18, 2019

crimper balls.

when a guy gets crimper balls he simple got his balls pinched so fucking hard they turned purple. A Girls cigarette box will suck up his sack and begin to squeeze on guard. She pushes her juices into the cavity causing even more pressure. Eventually she releases and then the guy has a permanent ball clamp. She then tells all her girlfriends and the guy decided to fuck her sister...

guy1; bro... i just got crimper balls.

guy2; oh shit!!1

guy1; I am Deffffffinetly gonna go fuck her sister now.

by goochy goochy February 18, 2019

Bag of balls that nobody wants

The ultimate roast that will instantly destroy even your toughest enemies. Originally said by Shakespeare in 1584 and made popular by the famous youtuber Pewdiepie in 2018.

Thanos: "your mom gay"
Superman: "no u"
Bill Murray: "you're a bag of balls that nobody wants"
Superman and Thanos: *dies*

by Benjamin Jørgensen August 31, 2018

B-ball

A slang term for basketball.

Yooooo wanna play b-ball on the playground?

by subscribe to me on youtube pls September 2, 2018

lag balls

To take a long time

Im sorry i lag balls but ill be there soon.

by Fuuckslut September 5, 2018

Tu ball

Tu ball is a very special object ..
It has only been seen and felt by 5 people

Josh, Reece,Kieron,Zoe and Ellie

Pass us Tu ball

by Tu ball lord September 7, 2018

tree balls

The action of hanging testies on a tree for religious purposes

Also, nuts (like acorns)

Damn, look at all those sexy tree balls

by Blameitonthewhiskey September 17, 2018