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Pussy Turd

A Common Colloquialism Expressing The Dissatisfaction One may Experience When Having A Baby.

A human baby. Made from the nutrition the mother consumes and developed over a 9 month period (typically)
written usually as Pussy Turd or Pussy-Turd, but can also be expressed as Pturd, the "P" being silent in this instance.
Pussy Turd : "I thought she was just eating a lot but turns out it was another Pussy Turd Baby."
to which one is traditionally expected to reply with Pturds slightly drawing out the word whilst slowly shaking their head. (Usually left to right, but can also be up and down. *Context Depending ) / Did you just call your son a Pussy-Turd?
by Dr.Butthole MD September 15, 2025
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blister pussy

The squelchiest, slimiest, grimmest, most rotten zombified horse coochie that oozes a moist gumple clopping phlegm. Typically has puss pockets that pringle at the first touch.
Bro, she DEFINITELY has a blister pussy.

It’s dripping that orange juice cream again.
by Panda Berries January 10, 2022
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Concrete pussy popper

A self aware entrepreneur trained in the arts of prostitution , also known as lady of the night.
I wonder how much that concrete pussy popper charges for a blowy.
by Pikasso May 30, 2022
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menthol pussy

a type of vagina in which native-american men like to eat
Did you hear Mckael ate menthol pussy?
by mentholenjoyer February 21, 2024
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bannana pussy

by Kdjfnnehf September 21, 2016
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Send pussy pic day

April 24 girl have to send anybody a pussy picture if someone ask but the person cannot spread it
Send me a pussy pic please For national SEND Pussy pic day

Defined : “let me see that pussy”
by Yeeted lord April 16, 2022
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Pussy settler

A man that settles for the pussy he can get ,because his main woman is not available.
My man is out of town ,he's horny but I guess he settled for a pussy settler.
by Creative 1 August 3, 2023
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