Dog

I a very tasty treat, mostly eaten by Asians when they have no more food, they throw the dog in the oven to make ramen. Can be eaten any time of the day, breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Dog taste good

-Hello honeeeeey how worked to daayee, oh it was good did you make the dog, I so hungry
-HEY DID YOU COOK THE DOG, what dog, oh that dog I already ate it, WHAT!?

by ass at fish market March 18, 2022

Dog

What happened to "As soon as you start viewing peope as animals... You've lost..."? Remember that!? You shit libs don't even REMEMBER your own moral standards! Let alone stick to them!

Hym "Yeah, no, Emma clearly said I was hot around you. That statement was clearly downstream of that. He wants to bang you. That's what's going on there. And if I'm a Dog, what sort of vermin does that make you? A roach? Dung beetle?"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

Dog

Penis

Rubbin' his dog on my face he was so slow.

Suckin' his dog quickly and it starts to grow.

by July 15, 2022

dog

Man's best friend

I have a dog that loves me so much.

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 November 24, 2022

Dog

a cute animal people often keep as pets

I love my pet dog, Oscar.

by Winniespooh March 29, 2023

Dog

To talk shit about someone, or to make short ‘smart’ remarks

“Just like you simped for Emily”
“Why are you always looking for something to dog on someone for?”

by AlexDrop March 31, 2022

Dog

A round animal that has 45,000 mother biomolecules and has a big racoon for a mother

My dog was eaten yesterday

by iewbfiawgelba December 09, 2021