national sex day

On June 14th you can have sex with whoever you want and get away with it

Just go to a party and tell people it’s national sex day.

by eat peen April 13, 2019

National Run Over A Child

One September 9th you get to run over children (not me though).

Me: It’s September 9th

My friend: Oh yea it National Run Over A Child day hop in!

by Hyper103 August 20, 2021

national wank over ex day

on the 10th october every year it’s the time where u hunt down the nice photos ur ex sent you and have a great time to them and maybe even text her

happy national wank over ex day my favourite ex fancy sending send some nice photos baby

by hwggg October 9, 2025

National Have Sex With A Tyler Wearing Red Day

If you see a Tyler wearing the color red, on April 20th, you must have sex with him if you are a girl rated 8 or above.

"Oh it is national have sex with a Tyler wearing red day, let's go fuck a Tyler together."

by Lilythe10whojustfuckedTyler March 26, 2021

National Send Nudes Day

Oct 5, This is a special occasion where girls are suppose to send nudes to the guy they're attracted to.

PERSON 1: Hey, what day is it today?

PERSON 2: Bro, it's National Send Nudes Day

by theboyisfocused October 5, 2021

National send a booty pic day

April 17th is the day where you send a booty pic to someone you are comfortable with

boy: send me a booty pic
girl: why
boy: it’s National send a booty pic day

by That kid that has no friends April 17, 2020

National Bowker Day

National Bowker day on the 1st day of every month to appreciate how much of a legend people with this name are.

It's national Bowker day. Stop what you are doing and appreciate the legends

Did you know it was National Bowker Day today? It was last month as well but I don't mind as I love them

National Bowker Day? Wow!! Bend me over Bowker

by Tattmanscoop August 31, 2023