H Dog

Horn dog

aka Horny nigga

Kim: Steve why is there always half naked girls on your for you page?
Steve: Because I love seeing it duhh😩
Kim: your so gross you freakin H Dog

by bitchsorus June 26, 2023

fur of the dog that bit me

To drink alcohol the morning after getting wasted to cure a hangover.

" How you feeling man"
" like shit. I need the fur of the dog that bit me"

by Hey you guys July 12, 2015

Dog barking

The act of a woman trying to gain the attention of a man, usually in a problematic and aggressive manner.

"Breanna quit dog barking at that man, its rude."

by Papasquat420 May 02, 2019

Lap Dog

cant train a human but you can a dog. most likely you have this kind of person in your life. Mutt cunt who will come up to your face whilst you sleep to check whos snoring. BECAUSE she was told to.

Kiarah is a lap dog
This lap dog has no mind of its own

by Funnygirl303 November 14, 2023

Trolley Dogging

do have sex in a shopping trolley in a public place, group trolley dogging is best, especially if your trolley has a child seat...

hey we went to aldi and did some right trolley dogging bashing!

by dr.dogger! November 02, 2009

con dog

A totally rad dude who every person loves. He is funnier than most. Everybody needs a con dog in their life.

Guy:Here comes con dog.
Girl:ooh who’s con dog?

by F.A.B.0234 May 21, 2018

Normal dog

Girls who are for the streets. They are in no way wife material.

I hope my babe doesn't find out that I was with my normal dog last night.

by Not the normal one January 17, 2022