Football dog

A small, kickable dog

I don't like football dogs.

by Hi576 December 3, 2020

Chinese Dog Paddle

When a person is doing their partner from behind, goes to slap their partner's ass, misses, and strikes them on the back of the head instead.

Bro, it was awful. I was having such a good time that I went for an ass slap and ended with a Chinese Dog Paddle. ...Hey, bro, where you going?

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

dog

Furry.

A: Did you go to the furry con last weekend?
B: Yeah, there was a bunch of dogs there.

by mlksm May 11, 2021

Dog

A furry friend that you can always rely on

I have a dog🐶

by The snuzzi dog June 13, 2021

dark souls dog

Fuck this fucking piece of shit fucking stupid shit

I got jumped by like eight of these fuckers, I hate dark souls dogs!

by Andre of Astora June 13, 2023

Dogs

Them ugly ah things poking out at the end of someone’s foot very noticeably because of their hideous nature. They can sometimes distract u from the overall appearance of any setting, usually a picture, because of their appalling way of directing ur eyes toward them.

Danny: Hey do I look good in this picture?
Jay: I mean yea but gah damn them dogs barkin.

by 4_skinny July 22, 2022

Egg-Dog

A white person that is dumb enough to use a slur in public to express their anger for why their privilege is not working.

"Hey, you tried to run over my feet", "get the fupp out the car Egg-Dog!"

by 1stKingSol August 10, 2022