by Loverditgdi December 29, 2019

by sassyging313 June 21, 2018

Keith: hey man that cheryl cole is hot af id love to smash her.
Graham: na man that bitch is dog meat she’s been ridin the black pole.
Graham: na man that bitch is dog meat she’s been ridin the black pole.
by Dizzyd6699 June 9, 2019

When you're feeling some type of way.
Yayohnny dog can be used to express any emotion depending on how you say it and in what context. This makes yayohnny dog a universal expression that surpasses language, cultural and religious barriers.
Important note:
The expression "yayohnny dog" may only be uttered by people who possess the yayohnny dog pass. Breaking this rule allows anyone in possession of the yayohnny dog pass to slap the offender in the face.
You can however use the alterations of yayohnny dog freely. Alterations include: yayooners dog, yayoinkers dog and doggaroo yohnny
Yayohnny dog can be used to express any emotion depending on how you say it and in what context. This makes yayohnny dog a universal expression that surpasses language, cultural and religious barriers.
Important note:
The expression "yayohnny dog" may only be uttered by people who possess the yayohnny dog pass. Breaking this rule allows anyone in possession of the yayohnny dog pass to slap the offender in the face.
You can however use the alterations of yayohnny dog freely. Alterations include: yayooners dog, yayoinkers dog and doggaroo yohnny
Example 1:
Mom: We're having pizza today.
Son: Yayohnny dog!
Example 2:
Person 1: Yayohnny dog means bitch.
Person 2: Yayohnny dog???
Example 3:
Person 1: May i have the yayohnny dog pass?
Person 2: Of course.
Person 1: Yayohnny dog!
Mom: We're having pizza today.
Son: Yayohnny dog!
Example 2:
Person 1: Yayohnny dog means bitch.
Person 2: Yayohnny dog???
Example 3:
Person 1: May i have the yayohnny dog pass?
Person 2: Of course.
Person 1: Yayohnny dog!
by Governor of Alabama August 25, 2019

An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley
John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!
Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!
Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!
by PandaQ00 November 13, 2011

Basically saying someone or something is acting a massive fool and annoying tge fuck outta everyone else.
by ElGecko January 15, 2023

by Peepappy August 15, 2024
