Heck-Me-Up Special

The Heck-Me-Up Special is a term used to describe events in which someone or something is completely and utterly destroyed, or “Hecked Up.” A devastating loss for a sports team may be described as a Heck-Me-Up Special. It doesn’t have to be physical destruction or defeat either, for example, if someone’s parents walked in on them masturbating, he or she could be described as having been on the recieving end of a brutal Heck-Me-Up Special. One can not only just revive The Heck-Me-Up Special, but can also dish it out themselves if necessary. Most importantly, the Heck-Me-Up Special is a versatile term and can be used in nearly all situations. When all other words fail, one can simply say, “That right there is the definition of the Heck-Me-Up Special.

On September 11, 2001, the World Trade Centers recieved two heaping helpings of Heck-Me-Up Special.

Guy: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy: I hear he walked in on his dad fucking his grandma
Guy 2: Holy shit
Guy: Yep. Sounds to me like he just received a lethal dose of Heck-Me-Up Special

by Humpanumpa May 6, 2018

down to cuck fam, date me

a more rad sentence for asking someone if they want to have sex with their boyfriend/girlfriend then asking them to date him/her

Random guy : Down to cuck fam, date me
Random guy 2 : Umm you want me to have sex with your gf or you want to date?
Random guy : Down to cuck fam, date me
Random guy 2: Fuck off

by Pogabear December 26, 2016

shoot me drug

a drug that, once possessed, will motivate other individuals to take actions up to and including shooting the drug's possessor, in order to gain possession of the drug

That oxy is a shoot me drug

by Chris from Cal January 2, 2017

talk doctorate to me

Slang term used when guys like highly intelligent girls and hear their conversations. Young men that use this term use this as a substitute for "Talk dirty to me", because it is more respectful and overall classier, and compliments the woman on her intelligence and achievements in obtaining her PhD in the field of her choice. Same for the opposite sex.

Guys be like: "Talk doctorate to me, woman."

by BabydollDame22 January 3, 2017

Let me stop in my tracks

The phrase you say when somebody behind you is doing the fappy face and you are about to "stop in your tracks" and elbow them in the nose.

Bryant's natural reaction to the Fappy Face.

Joe: "Hey Bryant, fresh cakes! Michael is doing the fappy face right behind you!"
Bryant; "Is that right Joseph? Then I guess you should... let me stop in my tracks! *thrusts arm back and hits Michael in the face*
Michael: Not now Bryant...

by De Pompoozle January 6, 2017

GPSing me

being followed via GPS

everywhere i go he's there. He must be GPSing me.

by Chimp999 January 19, 2017

Follow me i know the way.

Follow me i know the way is mainly used by pedophiles and rapists as a way to lure in smaller children that are lost by telling them that they know the way.

Pedophile walks up to a lost child

Pedophile: "Hi are you alright?"

Child: "No sir im lost!"

Pedophile: "Follow me i know the way."

by DirtyFlipFlops January 24, 2017