Sex Bragger

One who brags about how much sex they have

Sex Bragger: I have lots of sex. You have no sex.
(everyone claps)

by O' Chungus February 1, 2024

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Sex

Something that you won't ever have

You will never have sex , you will forever be virgin

by Your step mum January 24, 2022

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Craig is bottom and Tweek is top. Craig has female pronouns just to get straight sex involved... Not homophobia

Craig was putting her pajamas on, when her boyfriend Tweek comes into the room. Craig decides to tease Tweek. 3 minutes after, Tweek decides to make Craig suck his dick. Later, they went into 69 position, Tweek ate Craig's cute ass... Tweek decided to r@pe Craig and he came. Surprisingly, Craig's "boyfriend", Clyde was watching and Craig noticed and got a smirked. She pinned Clyde to the wall and pulled down his pants. Craig started to suck Clyde's dick! Clyde's moans just made Tweek's dick harder! Then, Clyde came in her mouth and Craig licked it all!Gay sex yum

by Claire/Craig Tucker September 25, 2023

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Sex Yoga

When you engage in so many multiple, sometimes crazy, positions during sex that your muscles have gotten a workout. You may even develop sex muscles from it.

Me: The sex was crazy good last night, but he had me wrapped up like a pretzel at times.
Them: What kind of position?
Me: Well in yoga it would the cow pose, or the sphinx pose. Maybe even child's pose.
Them : So you are telling me that you had sex yoga last night?
Me; I guess so!!!

by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020

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