National throw your table day

On June 20th you grab a table and yeet it at 12:00

Tom:I’m gonna throw a table

Teacher:your not aloud to do that in class

Tom:did you know it’s National throw your table day today

Teacher:oh shit here we go again

by Appledotm June 8, 2022

National hug day

Give out a hug to any of you friends or crush. January 22.

Guy1: You, know what day is it today?
Guy2: No what is it?
Guy1:national hug day

Guy2: aww yeah

by Beira Rosado January 22, 2020

National Rendaddy Day

April 19
Day of everyone’s favorite daddy, Rendaddy.

Holy shit look it a wild rendaddy! Be my cinnamon apple and acceot these booty pics on national rendaddy day

by Ticklemygooch03 May 27, 2018

National kebab day

14th of February

omg whens national kebab day?
awhh mate 14th of feb

by Cockdestroyer12 February 12, 2021

National punch a 06 day

Allir 06 eru faggar þannig að við þurftum að lemja þá National punch a 06 day is heald every year on the 10th of October

O shit it's it is the 10th of October it means it's the national punch a 06 day let's punch them

by Negraborgari October 9, 2019

national skate switch day

When you skate you skate switch instead the entire day.

Did you know today is national skate switch day? You have to skate switch now!

by 123545 October 9, 2022

National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no

You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe

by Strangerbooty August 26, 2022