Dog

An animal that females think makes up their entire personality.

What do you like to do for fun?
“Pet my dog, go for walks with my dog, feed my dog, bathe my dog”
Ha…yeah, uh, do you like to do anything else besides take care of your pet?
“Uhm ya I downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call me out to a T”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 May 8, 2023

Polar Dog

pull up u aint shit if no Polar DOg

person 1: are you a Polar Dog?
person 2: no
person 1: pull up

by PolarDogLover November 11, 2020

dog as bah

not good

her pussy was dog as bah

by fourbigguys September 25, 2021

hot dog

The absolute definition of an ignorant ass man. The most whack dude you can imagine. Everything they say is slightly weird and out of place.

That is a hot dog ass man.

by dumsol November 27, 2016

sausage dogging

When a girl or group of girls go for a night out and look for men to sleep with.

I fancy going sausage dogging in Hanley on Friday night.

by I. Lyc. Ett. January 25, 2014

Dog

An animal

Guy: Hey look at that dog!
Girl: Oh nice

by NashLikesFish March 24, 2025

dog walkers handwarmer

After collecting your beloved poochies solid waste in a "dog shit bag", during the cold winter months this bungle of fun can also function as a hand warmer! Much cheaper than a peacock hand warmer and all the faf of filling it with lighter fuel !
Warning, DO NOT pierce bag when holding or whilst inside your pocket !

My hands were freezing taking the dog for a walk last night, but fortunately "Billy Muttley" had a shit, so I bagged it and made myself an instant dog walkers handwarmer.

by AndyAndyAndy January 23, 2018