"Oh yeah, that bitch totally let me anal face her. Freaky shit bruh."
"I stuck my tongue in her asshole, total face anal."
"I stuck my tongue in her asshole, total face anal."
by linedancingnatasha December 15, 2017

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by CRAZY RAPIST November 25, 2023

N. Someone who possess the face of a Mormon
N. Someone whose face is just too nice to not be a Mormon
N. Someone whose face is just too nice to not be a Mormon
by Spec.Ed April 9, 2021

by Kingbigshit June 24, 2017

Face card is when someone is both subjectively and objectively beautiful. Everyone can be subjectively beautiful and everyone has at least one person who will match with them in the world and finds them subjectively beautiful. But face card is when someone is both subjectively and objectively beautiful.
by Dephazz85 March 30, 2024
