national slander fish day

National Slander Fish Day. The day people hate on fish because fish smells like crap. National Slander Fish Day is on April 4, 2023.

Friend: yo bro, todays april 4.
Me: yeah bro i know
Friend: you know what that means
Me: what?
Friend: its national slander fish day bro!!

by kade pee April 3, 2023

National titty pic day

August 5th is the official send a titty pic day. On this day, women would traditionally send a picture of their breasts to you.

Person 1: Happy national titty pic day!
Person 2: happy national titty pic day to you too! *sends picture of her tiddies to person 1*

by OfficialStreetDictionary August 5, 2022

National Press Avery Day

December 17 is the day where you can make fun of, insult, and laugh at your friend named Avery and he can't do anything but sit there and take it

"Yo it's National Press Avery Day, let's all go and make fun of him for wearing lululemon and his big nose"

by ArsenalHippo69 December 17, 2023

National Sister Day

appreciate your sister and make her feel good and make her feel special

National Sister day is my favorite time of year

by Onice from State Farm October 20, 2021

National Brush Your Teeth Day

Brush Your Teeth Everyday… Your Breath Stinks.
Get A Mint. Drink A Mouth Full Of Listerine. GODDAMN!!!

Me: Hey Sis! Guess What Today Is?
Her: What?
Me: Its NATIONAL BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAY!!
Her: Bruh…
Me: So Go Brush.. Everyday… Nonstop… its really bad..

by sturniolofan06 August 24, 2022

National Momma’s Boy Day

The day for the all of the momma’s boys out there who love their mothers so much

Happy National Momma’s Boy Day!

by sparklinghotdog May 12, 2024

National ask your crush out day

Today is the day to shoot your shot.
Ask your crush out and it's okay if they regret you.

Oh man, I forgot, that november 15th is the national ask your crush out day and I forgot to ask my crush out

You: Hey (your crush)
Your crush: What’s up? :)
You: Wanna go out with me? It’s november 15th!
Your crush: Yes! But why on november 15th?
You: Because it’s national ask out your crush day!

by Dxsy November 15, 2020