Diet Pussy

It's pussy but your using a condom

Man 1: hey I just had sex!
Man 2: was it pussy or diet pussy?

Man 1: What do you mean?

Man 2: CONDOM or no condom?

by No_this1s.Jessie September 9, 2023

Pussy Monk-a-Roo

When something gets you totally worked up, when in reality it turns out to be no big deal.

My boyfriend came home from work late, and I was sure he was dead or cheating on me, or both - but turns out he just went to the store… got myself into a pussy monk-a-roo for nothing.

by Handymanlady September 11, 2023

Pussy

People named Mario

Mario is such a freaking pussy. He’s scared of everything.

by Itsuckslargedong September 11, 2023

Pussy

Another way to name your lovely cats

come here pussy

by PuttingDickInsidePussy September 14, 2023

Pussy Needles

I mean what does a needle do? It penetrates, what does the pp do? Penetrates pussy

You: You smell of pussy needles
Emanuel: pussy needles? Is that.. Dick?
You: honestly no clue
Emanuel: I mean what does a needle do? It penetrates, what does the pp do? Penetrates pussy

by RememberToBreathe September 15, 2023

pussy

something you'll never get

i want soe pussy

too bad mate x

by Heyyy bae x September 16, 2023

perk pussy

Perk pussy is when a female who is either on a perk.( word can be used for non users

like me too) gets so relaxed and horny she bendable and flexable for hours and she stay hot and wet..

My girls off a perk tonight so I know I'm getting me sum Perk pussy!

by Tsunade Nworb September 16, 2023