Melon Head

A person totally obsessed with a Melanie, their brain practically a fruit salad of Melanie thoughts 24/7. Picture someone daydreaming about their fave Melanie’s smile, vibe, or that one time they said “hi” in the hallway, to the point their head’s basically a watermelon full of heart-eyes.

"Ever since meeting Melanie at the concert, Christopher’s been a total Melon Head, doodling her name in his notebook and blasting her favorite songs nonstop."

by The True Melon Head July 23, 2025

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Head Sancho

Your polyamoris or gay, chief side piece who is better than your main because they respect their position and you. They rarely ever leave you because they have their own life but know your love and trust is eternal. They lookout for you because you give them freedom to be themselves.

My Head Sancho gets jealous but they understand that I trust them above all.

My Head Sancho always has my back, even when I am not looking.

I am GayGodmother to my Head Sancho because we ultra queer!

Going to let my Main-Sancho handle it, I trust his judgment.

by Palomayhg January 2, 2022

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HEADS UP ASSH0LE SELF

It's about a guy named DAN who has since went OFF to run the QUIET MAFIA at some huge LUXURY HOTEL.

Direction of every brilliant IDEAS GRABBER.

BREAKING DOWN your LIFE.

This is a good confident GOOD SPORT.

We just had a MASS FAGG0T'S explosion and it seems to have come from the direction HEADS UP ASSH0LE SELF which it they are quite a P00PING BITCH.0

You are such a HEADS UP ASSH0LE SELF COLEEN !0

Hey a great way to get down to each and every ELEMENT is do this underage PEDOPHILE STUFF and then you will get HEADS UP YOUR ASSH0LE SELF with a lot of SQUIRT SODA too BOOT AND YEP is that DAN OVER AT THE BOOT EUROPA.

Keep YOUR HEADS UP YOUR ASSH0LE SELF will always be a GREAT ARGENTMENT for a GENTLEMEN AND LADIES , OUCH COME AFTER!!!!

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 24, 2022

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