1). A rather ridiculous name.
2). Dick Pussy is one interesting man. He takes nobody crap and has everyone’s address and phone number. A man to not be trifled with, is rather similar to his brother Dock Pussy, but you must not get them mixed up.
2). Dick Pussy is one interesting man. He takes nobody crap and has everyone’s address and phone number. A man to not be trifled with, is rather similar to his brother Dock Pussy, but you must not get them mixed up.
Random Man: “Oh my goodness, is that Dock Pussy?”
Random Lady: “Oh Christ, that’s not Dock, that’s Dick Pussy!”
Random Lady: “Oh Christ, that’s not Dock, that’s Dick Pussy!”
by Lolwhatevermydudes November 26, 2021

"Dude, you are so pussy whipped for buying your ex-wife diamond earrings on her birthday when she cheated on you with your best friend!"
"I can't go to the basketball game with my best friends cause my wife wants to watch the Sex and the City finale and you stay home!"
"You guy friends are going to the strip club and you go to your woman's bachelorette party for her friend"
"I can't go to the basketball game with my best friends cause my wife wants to watch the Sex and the City finale and you stay home!"
"You guy friends are going to the strip club and you go to your woman's bachelorette party for her friend"
by InfinityApe December 16, 2013

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