Hand dog

Giving a blowjob to a dog

I just did a hand dog with Hassan's dog, it was fun

by BRUNO diff January 16, 2021

Odin the dog

Odin the dog is a fluffy black and white dog who acts like and looks like a racoon, he also likes to scratch people with his claws

Look at odin the dog he's scratching john

by Big mac max June 25, 2023

dogs

One of the few reasons life is ok

Dogs are the absolute best

by fuckfacemcidiot January 25, 2018

Dog

Dog

The dog is nice

by anonymous July 29, 2022

Dog n' log

Having sex while the female defacates

Gave my wife a dog n' log last night

by Shitwhisker July 21, 2019

shag the dog

shag = screw aka screw your imaginary gf who is actually an anime character with big tiddies
so basically screw a dog
and say when ur bored or out of context
or maybe sarcasm

friend 1 = 'hey its time to wake up!'
me = 'no its time to shag the dog'

by cupcacatoesbakaguo January 4, 2022

Raw Dogging Life

When someone is just driving around with the sun blinding them and they could have just worn sunglasses

While in traffic Hunter notices a driver holding their hand up to block the sun glare, Hunter comments "Man there really are just people out here Raw Dogging Life"

by ARTFLDDGR March 31, 2024