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chick-shit

When a male mimics the female ability to enter a bathroom, defecate quickly, maybe even wash hands, and exit said bathroom in a timely manner. The term is neither derogatory nor complimentary; it is simply observational.
Guy A: "You're back quick - I thought you said you had to drop a deuce?"
B: "I did! I took a chick-shit. But it wasn't by choice - somebody moved the copy of War and Peace I was reading in there. Plus I still have that hemorroid I showed you last week . . "
by gwood99 August 5, 2008
mugGet the chick-shitmug.

Shit Catchers

Hairs around your asshole that get caught up in your shit.
Can be helpful if you shart so the shit doesn't get on your pants.
My pube trimmer got caught up in my shit catchers
by halfahmeatball November 16, 2010
mugGet the Shit Catchersmug.

shit house

Getting shit faced at the SigEp house.
by Hand Banana October 30, 2007
mugGet the shit housemug.

Dunk that Shit

a saying in prepreation for a sweet move
when playing soccer: Nice loft, dunk that shit.
by Gid December 6, 2003
mugGet the Dunk that Shitmug.

No one gives a shit

When you really really want to emphasize that no one cares about something. Not only does it feel satisfying to say, it's a quick and easy way to shut someone down when they say something stupid or trivial.
Guy 1: My favorite color is white.
Guy 2: No one gives a shit.
by Dictionary-Man 2.0 December 7, 2021
mugGet the No one gives a shitmug.

Kaleb ass shit

When a nigga says some questionably gay shit.
Kaleb: “I just sucked my bros dick jk jk”
Jordan: “that’s some Kaleb ass shit
by Kaleb Vasquez March 15, 2019
mugGet the Kaleb ass shitmug.

force field shit

When somebody shits in the bathroom and the next person to use the bathroom can't get close enough to the toilet to use it because the strong odor of the turd has created a force field. You can't get close enough to penetrate the toilet.
Rick I thought you had to use the bathroom? I did but Joe took a force field shit and I couldn't penetrate it.
by Aj36mason January 18, 2017
mugGet the force field shitmug.

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