When a male mimics the female ability to enter a bathroom, defecate quickly, maybe even wash hands, and exit said bathroom in a timely manner. The term is neither derogatory nor complimentary; it is simply observational.
Guy A: "You're back quick - I thought you said you had to drop a deuce?"
B: "I did! I took a chick-shit. But it wasn't by choice - somebody moved the copy of War and Peace I was reading in there. Plus I still have that hemorroid I showed you last week . . "
B: "I did! I took a chick-shit. But it wasn't by choice - somebody moved the copy of War and Peace I was reading in there. Plus I still have that hemorroid I showed you last week . . "
by gwood99 August 5, 2008

Hairs around your asshole that get caught up in your shit.
Can be helpful if you shart so the shit doesn't get on your pants.
Can be helpful if you shart so the shit doesn't get on your pants.
by halfahmeatball November 16, 2010

by Hand Banana October 30, 2007

by Gid December 6, 2003

When you really really want to emphasize that no one cares about something. Not only does it feel satisfying to say, it's a quick and easy way to shut someone down when they say something stupid or trivial.
by Dictionary-Man 2.0 December 7, 2021

by Kaleb Vasquez March 15, 2019

When somebody shits in the bathroom and the next person to use the bathroom can't get close enough to the toilet to use it because the strong odor of the turd has created a force field. You can't get close enough to penetrate the toilet.
Rick I thought you had to use the bathroom? I did but Joe took a force field shit and I couldn't penetrate it.
by Aj36mason January 18, 2017
