Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.
Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.
Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.
Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
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Some would usually contain gifs from existing pornography movies, the other genre "fucked up porn memes" where it mainly just contains language meant to be offensive to the reader or just outright cuckoldry or misogyny slapped on it.
Usually the "sex memes" would probably contain this type of text formula:
Me when I go to (Insert place) and fuck (Insert some close partner/relative/friend) while she/he was (Insert everyday thing) and then (Insert sex act).
Some would usually contain gifs from existing pornography movies, the other genre "fucked up porn memes" where it mainly just contains language meant to be offensive to the reader or just outright cuckoldry or misogyny slapped on it.
Usually the "sex memes" would probably contain this type of text formula:
Me when I go to (Insert place) and fuck (Insert some close partner/relative/friend) while she/he was (Insert everyday thing) and then (Insert sex act).
Example for average sex memes:
"Me when I go to Walmart and sex my girlfriend while she was scrolling around and then ask to go to dress rooms and said yes and then cum over and look at me:"
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Or neither just an overused Yomamma joke took a step further
"Me when I go to Walmart and sex my girlfriend while she was scrolling around and then ask to go to dress rooms and said yes and then cum over and look at me:"
*NICECOCK.PNG*
Or neither just an overused Yomamma joke took a step further
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Woman 1 Let's switch things up and have lesbian Basketball sex.
Woman 2 Ok let me grab a Basketball.
Woman 2 Ok let me grab a Basketball.
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by Stephen Crole-Rees June 27, 2025
Get the Craddy sex dungeon mug.I was sitting in first hour when my teacher Mr. Gansheroff was passing out grades on our latest test. When he gave me my test, I was apalled. I had an F! Also on the test there was a little note in red ink that said, “See me after class.”
And so, after the bell rang, I went up to Mr. Gansheroff. He just looked at me and said, “Yes?”
“Uh-uh-uh…your note said for me to see you after class?” I stuttered.
“Ah yes. You know…there is one certain way I like to use on especially pretty girls.” He smirked at me and I blushed, gulped, and held my breath. It is true that I have D cup melon boobs, a bubble butt, and an hourglass figure.
“W-w-w-what is it?” I asked.
He replied, “Hold on.” He opened his drawer and reached into it. He pulled out a paddle and a freaking vibrator!
I spoke pointing at the vibrator, “Is that…”
“Don’t worry,” Mr. Gansheroff interrupted. “ I don’t have a 2nd or 3rd hour.”
“That…wasn’t what I was asking. I was asking is that vibrator.”
“Oh yeah.”
I blankly stared at the vibrator. Before I knew it, Mr. Gansheroff slammed me up against the wall by the neck and started kissing me real hard with his tongue all the way down my throat. I was actually aroused. I decided to see how far I can get my tongue in his mouth.
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And so, after the bell rang, I went up to Mr. Gansheroff. He just looked at me and said, “Yes?”
“Uh-uh-uh…your note said for me to see you after class?” I stuttered.
“Ah yes. You know…there is one certain way I like to use on especially pretty girls.” He smirked at me and I blushed, gulped, and held my breath. It is true that I have D cup melon boobs, a bubble butt, and an hourglass figure.
“W-w-w-what is it?” I asked.
He replied, “Hold on.” He opened his drawer and reached into it. He pulled out a paddle and a freaking vibrator!
I spoke pointing at the vibrator, “Is that…”
“Don’t worry,” Mr. Gansheroff interrupted. “ I don’t have a 2nd or 3rd hour.”
“That…wasn’t what I was asking. I was asking is that vibrator.”
“Oh yeah.”
I blankly stared at the vibrator. Before I knew it, Mr. Gansheroff slammed me up against the wall by the neck and started kissing me real hard with his tongue all the way down my throat. I was actually aroused. I decided to see how far I can get my tongue in his mouth.
Sex
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