'so howcome you and ashlie arent talking to each other'
'i dont wanna talk about it'
'tell me'
'well i was just being nice and she came out of nowhere
with this massive face rape'
'i dont wanna talk about it'
'tell me'
'well i was just being nice and she came out of nowhere
with this massive face rape'
by ihavahat March 31, 2010
Dee fucked John so good he had a truck driver face like a Canadian jake brake cumming down a long steep grade
by JDviewpoint69 February 28, 2022
The condition of getting crabs living in your beard. Acommon side effect of too much oral sex with skanky people.
by DosTacosParaJoel December 20, 2018
When someone endures a high level of suffering and their face appears as if they are having a large cucumber inserted into their anus
by Wannabe BC February 26, 2016
by ScreenFaceFan1 April 23, 2020
Guy 1: “Jessica is always on her phone all the time”
Guy 2: “She’s a pretty girl, too bad she has an ugly screen-face”
Guy 2: “She’s a pretty girl, too bad she has an ugly screen-face”
by munnandonly June 19, 2019
In the same vein as painting her nails -- describes the 'occupation' of a woman that only entails sitting at home and doing nothing while her partner does all the breadwinning.
The term stems from women applying make-up as part of their apparent vanity pastime, hence the 'painting' term.
The term stems from women applying make-up as part of their apparent vanity pastime, hence the 'painting' term.
by Devil Jones March 04, 2008