Dog

A dog is a loving companion that will never leave your side. A dog is there for you no matter what. If you’re sad, a dog is there to cheer you up. If you’re happy, a dog is there to share the moment. If you’re angry at the world, a dog will be there to turn your frown upside down. A dog is a furry friend that loves you more than a fat kid loves cake.

Them: I wish I could be happier..
Me: Get a Dog, they’re wonderful at cheering everyone up!
Them: It worked! Thank you for this amazing creature!

by Callofdutyman09 April 12, 2022

DOG WATER

dog water is a way of saying your trash at Fortnite and you are there you go your dog water your mad your dog water that's sad your dog water what that?????????????

you more dog water than my dog and the water he drinks.

by dog water beugle January 18, 2022

Whispering the dog

The physical act of love making.

I'd rather be whispering the dog with her.

by SB51 September 22, 2021

we dogs

A sentence commonly said by one of your best friends (dogs).

I mean we dogs but..you're kind of a weird guy

by Adrian110011220022 January 14, 2018

Dog vomit

my dog just threw up all over my fucking chair wtf. Little fucker is not gonna have any food tonight.

That little bitch there is dog vomit everywhere

by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020

Big dogged

A physical way of showing superiority.

That kid got beat up, he just got big dogged.

by Gold bulletz September 4, 2019

Up dog

The poop of a doggo

Would eat cactus or up dog?

by Jskeojn9287373 May 20, 2019