Foot face

A fat, ugly woman

You foot face!

That’s a slur

by anonymous May 16, 2025

Jerusalem Face Lift

This is when a Jewish man goes down on a goyem, wraps her legs around his head, stands up, dons a suit and tie, and goes out to dinner with his parents. Avec said goy strapped to his face.

Wow, my parents will be surprised when I show up to dinner with a Jerusalem Face Lift. They will see how happy I am and understand.

by Shawl collah December 7, 2018

Double-faced Entendre

Somebody that has two different personality's,

My Double-faced Entendre girl is hiding what she doe when I'm not around.

by MikeLikesCheez October 9, 2021

Face-tweet

The posting of mundane information that is better suited to twitter

FB Post: I just had a ham sandwich for lunch
Comment: Dude, don't face-tweet me that boring shit!

by 1ezlife August 23, 2011

Face Plant

Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face

"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"

by Angry Dragon 513 April 8, 2019

Face card never declines

Someone with a beautiful face.
A gorgeous and beautiful person.

Zendeya is gorgeous. Her face card never declines.

by Watermelanin February 25, 2024

Violet Face

Verb- A face used to display a painful reaction to a seriously unfunny joke.

Bro that joke that he made was so unfunny that i had to hit a Violet Face

by HariestTubman April 1, 2024