phone sex

when you moan to each other back and forth to your boyfriend if you a girl, to your girlfriend if you a boy. until both of you get to cum by masturbate. a guy jacks off his dick. a girl rubs her pussy, a real girl dont ever stick her fingers in her pussy so it wont make it loose for her man or any future man she will have.

me and my girl have phone sex every night because our relation just started out.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022

Lesbian sex

a disgusting act of involving two females doing a disgusting sexual act.

At a trailer house in Tennessee, there were two girls, Amelia and Lucia. They were on the couch watching TV. Lucia was bored and said she want to have lesbian sex, so Amelia agreed and both of them went into the bed and do their disgusting acts like fingering each other, 69, and etc. they think the act was so good that they recorded their nasty act and published it on porn hub. And then in the narrow roads of Grenada, a corrupted young man named Jeremy, was watching the video with Amelia and Lucia on his phone and wasn’t paying attention, his phone was connected to the speaker system of his Honda fit, and the disgusting noises of the two girls saying “Suck me all night and make me cum”. Blasted through his speakers, He was so focused on his phone and jerking off his small black PP (or his clit) and with the porn video that he collided into many vehicles, and then still distracted on his phone, he flew off a cliff and plunged into a dirty lagoon.

You can also find this accident story on “the haunting of the Honda”

by EMD F59PHI March 19, 2025

Sex

Sex is where you uhhhhh i forgor

Jake: what sex
Banana: idk

by YourDrunkkUnclee September 21, 2023

Sex Ca$h Murda

Greatest rap group of this millenium. Great rappers with sick beats, check them out on Mybrowser and like the page. GrimkeyDawg, Moneyboy and Ca$h.

"You heard that new Sex Ca$h Murda?"

by ynudy August 25, 2023

Sex

How I got your mother pregnant with logical deduction

me and your birthgiver had hot sex.

by milkfromthebooba November 8, 2022

sex

The act of putting the penis inside of a vagina.

Let's have sex.

by Sex123321 February 13, 2022

Sex parrot

Parrots mock your words. and are annoying. A sex parrot is a single person/persons that have terrible sex with the same person over and over. Irritating the other partner in the intercore.

"I hate this douchebag he keps wanting to fuck me."

"what a sex parrot"

by NOT Cameron ;) May 2, 2012