William Thomas

Alpha male and apex predator, William Thomas are almost allways shunned by the public due to their immense size and strength, they have 23 inch penises and are often seen singing the song "what can i say except your welcome"
unacceptably William Thomas likes Le peen and ignores the repeated asking outs of girls with the names of, Angie, Cecile and many many more.

William Thomas: hey Cecile will you go out with me?
Cecile: who are you again? (said with haste as she attempts to escape his sexy grasp)

by a lil boi named Hayden April 19, 2019

william mqween

a ginger prick that sucks dick

bc he is a fagot william mqween

by dsgsry May 30, 2019

william strat

Instead of using toilet paper when you take a dump, you use your index finger

“Hey bro we’re out of toilet paper”
“Just use the William Strat bro”

by Dredgen-Azreal June 22, 2019

Willieved

when someone sends you a dick pic and you’re relieved because it’s nice looking.

“James showed me his dick and I’m willieved”
“Ahh, so it isn’t gross?”

by LMF2000 August 29, 2019

William Taft

A guy who gets stuck in a bathtub ‘cuz he’s too fat

*fat person gets stuck in a bathtub*

Oh they’re such a William Taft.

by Juniper Tree October 2, 2019

william germano

little shit

fuck you william germano

by not josh ok bye October 21, 2019

William B.

The car guy who likes to look at cars

The william b. fixed my car.

by Cheap and rusty car guy November 11, 2019