Ultimate blinker

When your friend has a vape and you blow in the back while he’s holding his breath (it fills his lungs)

Holy shit bro that Ultimate blinker (UB) was fucking crazzyyyy

by rumer grove February 10, 2024

Ultimate Sigma

A person who is better, more powerful than a regular sigma. Nobody dares to mess with them, as it will go down bad.

" Bro, look at that ultimate sigma! He is scary for real."

by pixade.dictionary April 23, 2024

Ultimate Freakage

an action between a man and a woman where they are engaged in a 69 position yet instead they are both eating the respective persons ass. they then proceed to make out after that.

Me and Pat were having some Ultimate Freakage last night in the car and it felt kinda evil?

by PatTheFruncle May 14, 2024

Ultimate Freakage

an action between a man and a woman in which they assume a 69 position yet instead they eat the respective persons ass and then proceed to make out after the ass eating is concluded.

Me and Pat were doing some Ultimate Freakage last night in the car and I felt very evil afterwards?

by PatTheFruncle May 14, 2024

ultimate sigma male

every guy named hunter ever

person 1: yooo that dude is a ultimate sigma male!
person 2:no he's not
person 1: why not?
person 2: cause his name aint hunter

by skibidi toilet is the goat May 29, 2024

Ultimate Crunch wrap supreme

When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.

Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.

by Stump Wizard October 30, 2024

Ultimatenegro98

Ultimatenegro98 is a legendary perso that joined steam on Mar 22 2009 and legends say he plays demoknight because demoman is black and he has a sword named 'guilermos pablos negro' and it has a total of 2,490 kills on it. This man can randomly pop up behind you at any moment. If you were to look back, you'd see nothing, but if you turn back again, there he stands, Ultimatenegro98

He has a rival named UltimateBlanco99, that hates Ultimatenegro98 and plays spy really well
Some say they have been rivals since the dawn of time, and so far UltimateBlanco99 has won all their recent encounters
Now Ultimatenegro98 remains offline most of the time and instead plays minecraft by himself building bases and gathering tools so he can face off against UltimateBlanco99 in Minecraft. Ultimatenegro98 does play TF2 at times, and no matter how bad their team is, they somehow always win thanks to Ultimatenegro98

Ultimatenegro98 has entered the server

Scout main: We're all fucked

by Boonduck December 10, 2024