ur brother mother

the worst insult in all of history

Jeoff: ur mom gay
Bill:Ur mom lesbian
Jeoff:ur granny tranny
Bill:ur pappy trappy:
Jeoff: Ur sister mister
Bill: Don't make me do it!
Jeoff: Do it pussy

Bill: ur brother mother
(The sun rams into earth)

by ursistermister5 March 20, 2018

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preapur ur buts

A phrase used before some kind spam; dramatic moment; or harm.

Example 1

Person 1: I'll be sending my entire photo album and crash your computer, PREAPUR UR BUTS!
Person 2: Oh gawd! Heck no!

Example 2

A: I'll be showing you my terrible ice-skating skills, PREAPUR UR BUTS!
B: Uh-oh...

by Wha-daCAG February 21, 2016

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Ur Mistress A Mattress

The worst insult that can possibly be created in the universe. Stronger than Ur Granny Tranny and Ur Sister my mister

Greg: Ur mom gay
John: ur Father lesbian
Greg: ur granny tranny
John: Ur Mistress A Mattress

Greg dies instantly when he realises he is adopted by a mattress. Whatever he knew was a lie.

by SucidalThoughts April 23, 2018

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bobs ur uncle

it a expression of saying correct in an archaic language

watch the episod eof teen titansg0 where robin fights da queen suing soda and tea bobs ur uncle

by underdogs_maze November 25, 2019

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ur brother a mother

The worst insult known to mankind. Saying this will end the galaxy and all known planets in existence. All life on earth will be completely destroyed as a thottie apocalypse will kill the earth's human population.

Frank: lol ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian
Ken: well ur granny tranny

Frank: Lol ur sister a mister
Ken: *strains hard* don't make me do it man
Frank: Do it you pussy
Ken: UR BROTHER A MOTHER!
*frank gets cut in half by an invisible blade, the moon blows up, and 200 thots appear from every corner as the galaxy explodes.

by Middleskwldood March 20, 2018

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