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After wrapping the package with twine, Mom asked me to sweep up the twindles from the floor.
by Tyler F. March 7, 2007
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Twinkie

A white person who either pretends or wants to be an American Indian. They get their pictures taken with plastic shamans and wear colored feathers in their hair. Also, they do rename themselves. Names like Chasing Rainbows, and Spirit of the White Wolf. Sometimes more serious names. They love to insult actual Indians, saying "Oh, you don't look Indian" or "I add my 14th vision quest today, wha's yours?" They're usually like 1/16 Indian, less, or maybe none at all. They always buy the Billabong or Hurley shirts with tribal patterns on them, and have dreamcatchers everywhere. Liscense plates feature over-muscled men with feathers in their hair. Beware of twinkie households, you can bet there is a fur rug and Indian paintings everywhere. Twinkies---annoying as hell.
Kelly: "Hey, Emmy and Steph! Last night I hung out with my grandma's best friend, Mrs. Falling Rocks, and we had a blast! She is amazing! She can speak her native language and she taught me a few words and gave me this feather and...." blah..etc.
Steph: "Oh...um...."
Emmy: "What a twinkie."
by G.LateSpring<3 April 28, 2010
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twinker

A name for female infants who's biological father was a twink who empregnated his lesbiana friend, who realized she did not want the child and threw it to the dolphins, also a person who only partakes in sexual relations with twinks.
gosh, the poor widdle twinker
or
i always get my heart broken by those darn twinkers.
by Mr. Jo Bangles April 19, 2006
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Twinkler

(adj.) Describes a large urban woman who listens to the crappiest r&b at full volume, while driving a ratty, late-model, domestic SUV. Songs typically have a twinkling sound in the background, which is typically drowned out by the after-market pipes on her ride.
"I almost got run over by that stupid twinkler on her cell phone!"

"I'm surprised that she could hear the phone over that shit she was playing. That bitch is such a twinkler!"

"No doubt!"
by acleverbetty October 25, 2008
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Twinkie

A derogatory term used to represent fat/homely/fuglywomen.

The term twinkie was origionally derived from the phrase, "fat chicks smell like twinkies".

It was once thought that a women who ate their own weight in twinkies would eventually smell like twinkies.
"Dude, dont look now, but that twinkie in the red dress is checking you out!"
"Aww dude... She looks like the kool-aid man...with cankles"
by TT0MM March 3, 2012
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twinkie

An east asian who tries to be white, although they can't be, and wants to have white kids, although that genetically can't happen.

basically, asian in denial
e.g., 95% of asians are twinkies
by kluss October 15, 2010
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Stinky Twinkie

A sexual act when a male and a female engage in anal sex and the male pulls out and shoves the tip of his penis on the female's nose and blows the his cream filling inside.
Bro I pulled out her butt and gave her a Stinky Twinkie for desert.
by StinkCheeseBandit March 17, 2011
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