twat mop

another name for a go-tee

Joe: Frank when you going to shave off that twat mop?
Frank: Hell no bro the ladies love it when my twat-mop brushes their pussy

by sss1 January 2, 2008

twat waffle

a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse

Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”

by milosfishtank January 23, 2021

twat cane

The standard male penis or one that has a deviating angle towards the head.

She always has extraordinary orgasms due to her husband’s genetically perfect twat cane.

by Koeito August 2, 2023

twat mcmuffin

1. (Noun) when the vaginal lips are pushed together until they appear as two sausage patties and then placed in between two pieces of an english muffin to make it appear like a mcmuffin.

My girlfriend fell asleep naked the other day so i pushed her vagina into a twat mcmuffin and devoured that shit!

by aikybrky February 24, 2010

Twat McFuck

1. A person who answers something really obvious incorrect
2. A Incredibly annoying person
3. A Person (more commonly a man) with an IQ lower than 69

Some kid: Your face is the size of the football field!
Another kid: Shut up you Twat McFuck

by KnightzFoLife September 4, 2016

twat-wad

a piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in a woman's pubic hair.

"Taking that twat-wad out of my pubes really hurt."

by kroostergirl February 19, 2012

twat muffler

when a man cups a womans vagina with his mouth prior to her queefing in order to muffle the noise.

last night at the party i had to act as a twat muffler for my wife in the bathroom because she was afraid people would hear her queef.

by brewmaster2671 August 25, 2020