by Clasdicchk January 25, 2017
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by The RuKuS January 12, 2020
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by brewmaster2671 August 25, 2020
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by Bajammer Rex September 30, 2013
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Private Thomas, prepare the twat muskets for a full frontal assault. By dawn we will have penetrated their linens and have those chastising twats begging at their knees.
by The Three Twat Musketeers October 10, 2013
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