turtle penis

someone that takes a long time to get laid.

My brother is 21 and hasnt gotten laid yet, so he is a turtle penis

by olbaid222 October 11, 2009

Turtle Burger

Another word for a hermaphrodite.

Lady GaGa is a total Turtle Burger.

by Mike Hawk is mediocre February 1, 2010

toss the turtle

Going to take a shit

Hey man, I'll be right back. I gotta go toss the turtle.

by catkicker mcpeeee June 3, 2010

Upside-Down Sea Turtle

The sex position in which both you and your partner are hanging from the ceiling, while still doing the nasty.

"Hey dude ya know Luc?"

"Yeah"

"He totally did the Upside-Down Sea Turtle with that Thelma girl"

"Aww nice thats awesome!"

by tboner1939 May 8, 2010

turtle fuck

When you do your bitch doggie style under the coffee table, when she sticks her head out the other side you punch it. Hince the word turtle fuck

Joseph turtle fucked his old lady that is why she has a knot on the back of her head

by Made Man August 21, 2006

turtle

When someone's backpack is so big that it makes him/her look like he/she has a turtle shell. Therefore, they are a turtle.

"Dude, why do you look like such a turtle?"
"I have to carry 3 textbooks and 4 binders. Shut up man. It's not my fault."

by runner_soccer28 February 8, 2010

turtle bait

Any powerful concoction of laxatives. Referring to the similarity in image of a turtle slowly sticking its head out of its shell to the image of stool slowly starting to exit the anus in a constipated individual. Also in reference to the following analogy to constipation, "The turtle's poking his head out but that's all I can muster." Turtle bait thus encourages defecation.

Setting: A hospital service that commonly deals with constipation.

Doctor 1: He's had a lot of morphine, and I think it's causing him to get constipated. No bowel movements for 5 days.

Doctor 2: I think a little TURTLE BAIT would help. Write orders for colace, miralax, metamucil, mag citrate, and if that doesn't work, an ox bile enema.

by Bocephalus August 4, 2006