Turtle-Bitch

A skinny fucker who refuses to get up after sleeping in a turtle formation.

Rosario is a complete Turtle-Bitch! she never wants fucking get up...lazy ass!

by Roselie April 19, 2009

Mock turtle

A Mock turtle occurs when one has what feels like a poo brewing, and upon trying to defecate finds nought not even or gas.

I felt a huge shit brewing so went and laid a dissappointing mock turtle and I had not even a wiff of gas.

by Athadan October 25, 2009

Double Turtle

Double Turtle

When one is in the state of defecating, wipes their anus, yet after careful introspective investigation realizes they have not fulfilled their deficationary quest and releases a healthy portion of excrement on top of the wiping paper. The turtle being the excrement as it exits the bum hole, 2x excreting this turtle= double turtle

I took a hardcore double turtle whilst in the can

by Y33t October 24, 2014

Turtle Penis

a penis that looks like a turtle because they have not been circumsized.

Turd Ferg has a turtle penis.

by pinchewey June 26, 2010

Trampled by Turtles

Sexual act when a large group of males surround a girl/guy and repeatedly hit he or she in the face or head with their testicles.

Trampled by turtles is similar to bukkake, but instead or sperm, the testicles are used.

by Dirty Hot Rob August 3, 2011

turtle twat

the genitals of a female turtle

i haven't felt a turtle twat that tight since i broke into the zoo

this is the wettest turtle twat i felt since margaret thatcher sat on my face

by kris! April 24, 2007

Turtle Noob

An inside joke created by our friend Brian when he saw another guy naked in the shower and noticed he was uncircumsized and called him a turtle noob, referring to his penis looking like a turtle in his shell. Can also be used as another way to call somebody a noob

"Man i was showering with sean last night and i noticed hes a turtle noob!"

"Man Alex you are such a turtle noob in Super Smash Bros. I just want to lube you up and give you an ass-pounding!"

by Gavin Issel May 19, 2008