traffic report

the near real-time distribution of information about road conditions ( such as traffic congestion, detours, and collisions. ).

While driving to work, I listened to the traffic report.

by ytw February 11, 2017

traffic report

the near real-time distribution of information about road conditions ( such as traffic congestion, detours, and collisions. )

While driving to work, I listened to the traffic report.

by ytw February 11, 2017

traffic snoozer

Some one stopped at a controlled intersection, with a green light thats on the phone and not paying attention and holding everyone behind them up.

Man I was late to work because of a traffic snoozer at 5th and main.

by DaCrushaa March 19, 2017

tiffchan

you call her tiffany
i call her HEADPHANIE

"Tiffchan loves nibs."

by yoyoyo2jojojo April 4, 2017

traffake

The sudden appearance of traffic on a highway for no other reason than the inability of massive amounts of people that don't know how to drive at highway speeds.

I'm pissed because this traffake added 15 min to my damn drive.

by Volcom13 June 19, 2017

traffas

{traf•fas} A close group of friends (at least 8) who go out as much possible together. Traffas often have two people who throw unnecessary shade at each other. Traffas are also consist of sub division within itself e.g. blond girls, white guys, black kids

The Traffas are going to the movies tonight despite the fact they are writing a test the next day.

Kai and hannah are Traffas. Kai is a traffa

by Traffa July 12, 2017

tiffknee

A rare specimen, oftentimes has extreme maternal tendencies to the nearest living being (Also spreads to virtual dinosaurs)

Very caring but also very scathing when provoked. Infamous for statements such as "quit yo shit".

TiffKnee

by ARCADIANVISAGE August 23, 2017