Knows literally everything about Star Wars, literally cracked at art, will never misspell a word. Best gamer you will ever meet. He listens to better music than you. He also doesn’t have a life. Nerd.
Person: what was the name of that Star Wars character?
Person 2: ask Tommy.
Person: he’s gaming, I won’t interrupt him.
Person 2: ask Tommy.
Person: he’s gaming, I won’t interrupt him.
by Darth Maul Drip April 11, 2023
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oh that man is so fucked up, definitely a Tommy mcock
a man who gets sent to death sentence for masturbating on ancient historians who like to eat restickles made up from testicular cromazones from an art form of majestic penis.
a man who gets sent to death sentence for masturbating on ancient historians who like to eat restickles made up from testicular cromazones from an art form of majestic penis.
by Bighonkjonk May 13, 2023
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Young Civil teen- "yo its being dragged across the room"
Batman himself- "well ofc it's Tommy"
Young Civil teen- "but how can it be so long its almost 19 inches"
"Yo who's that kid that walking around with it swinging around"
Tommy's good friend Nicolas Cage- " that's my boy Tommy he's known to have the biggest of all time very sexy guy tbh no gay shi"
Batman himself- "well ofc it's Tommy"
Young Civil teen- "but how can it be so long its almost 19 inches"
"Yo who's that kid that walking around with it swinging around"
Tommy's good friend Nicolas Cage- " that's my boy Tommy he's known to have the biggest of all time very sexy guy tbh no gay shi"
by Big man tommy November 23, 2023
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by Disgurl0805 November 24, 2023
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by Disgurl0805 November 25, 2023
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by sigma ohio November 28, 2023
Get the Tommy mug.Bobbing for Tommy is a fictional R18+ gay comic by Graphite, a most classic one and enlightenment for many to the very kink of Cock Vore, and now is used to indicate the bizarreness of the dark side of the internet.
In the comic, a little boy called Tommy sliped out of the house after his parents went out at night. He visited his neighbor next door, a fit slack guy with a big bulge in the pants, coyly asking if he could see his junk, the hombre agreed gently as his bulge started swelling after seeing Tommy, and lured Tommy to the in-ground hot tub in his back yard, where he revealed his body-sized cock. He spurred the little dude to rub his junk in the pool to find out how big it gets, and seduced him to rub it with his feet,
slipped them in, slidded his legs inside, lifted him upright and eventually swallowed him up, churned him then cummed hard left only a mess of cum all over the yard and Tommy’s pants on the ground.
Many learned about and loved Cockvore through this comic, it has a significant influence on spreading this kink, as a classic work of Cock Vore, inspired many artists to produce more works related to Cockvore. On the other hand, it is an eye-exploding shock for those who are not in the dark side of internet porno fictions, it is one of the most bizarre and disturbing thing a yaoi fan from the bright side could find on the internet.
Bobbing for Tommy is now a metaphorical term used to indicate how disturbing and bizarre the dark side of the internet can be.
In the comic, a little boy called Tommy sliped out of the house after his parents went out at night. He visited his neighbor next door, a fit slack guy with a big bulge in the pants, coyly asking if he could see his junk, the hombre agreed gently as his bulge started swelling after seeing Tommy, and lured Tommy to the in-ground hot tub in his back yard, where he revealed his body-sized cock. He spurred the little dude to rub his junk in the pool to find out how big it gets, and seduced him to rub it with his feet,
slipped them in, slidded his legs inside, lifted him upright and eventually swallowed him up, churned him then cummed hard left only a mess of cum all over the yard and Tommy’s pants on the ground.
Many learned about and loved Cockvore through this comic, it has a significant influence on spreading this kink, as a classic work of Cock Vore, inspired many artists to produce more works related to Cockvore. On the other hand, it is an eye-exploding shock for those who are not in the dark side of internet porno fictions, it is one of the most bizarre and disturbing thing a yaoi fan from the bright side could find on the internet.
Bobbing for Tommy is now a metaphorical term used to indicate how disturbing and bizarre the dark side of the internet can be.
A: “You guys heard that news? XXX suicided last week!”
B: “Oh please don’t bring that up, I don’t know why I picked XXX to do the team assignment, I still have her handwritings on my paper and it feels like her ghost may come to my room anytime at night. Sorry XXX if you’re listening I don’t mean anything bad to you I am just scared please don’t come to me.”
C: “Awe you pool girl, it’s like searching for yaoi comics and picking out Bobbing for Tommy that back luck.”
D: “What is Bobbing for Tommy?”
A: “Sweetheart trust me you won’t wanna know.”
B: “Oh please don’t bring that up, I don’t know why I picked XXX to do the team assignment, I still have her handwritings on my paper and it feels like her ghost may come to my room anytime at night. Sorry XXX if you’re listening I don’t mean anything bad to you I am just scared please don’t come to me.”
C: “Awe you pool girl, it’s like searching for yaoi comics and picking out Bobbing for Tommy that back luck.”
D: “What is Bobbing for Tommy?”
A: “Sweetheart trust me you won’t wanna know.”
by Ypyc December 4, 2023
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