“I think girls look pretty, but I can’t tell if I like them sexually or just aesthetically. I don’t know if I’m ace. I’m shuffled.”
by ThePipYay October 29, 2021
The act of one killing themselves by applying a slippery substance to the floor to prevent recovery from hanging.
by Shufflemaster420 November 21, 2021
When someone leaves an event (Ex: Party, Banquet, family function) without saying goodbye so you don’t have to talk to someone for another half hour as you are leaving.
Brian hit us with with the south Buffalo shuffle, son of a bitch didn’t say a word. Just disappeared.
by Turtleman14075 July 04, 2022
When you cannot retain your bowels due to perforation by a large article, thus leading to a shuffling like motion reminiscent of eponymous dance, but in reverse
"Is he okay?" "Nah, man. Look - he's doing the Reverse Cupid Shuffle." "God bless whoever does his colonoscopies."
by Teufort2 April 02, 2022
a quater note with a dotted 16th note lead in to the next unit over an over....duh, de- duh pattern created by Curtis Mayfield from Memphis...Tennessee...
by little roger October 05, 2015
by UncleNasty May 13, 2008
To do the Gangsta Shuffle, you have your thumb and forefinger out (or all fingers out but closed together) and you move your shoulders back and forth while sometimes pointing to your crotch.
by PinkBubblegum October 21, 2010