Sam Bowie

To bust (as in ejaculation); going to bust; already bust *just add "d"*

Sam Bowie is quite possible the biggest draft bust in NBA history. He was drafted 2nd in the 1984 to the Portland Trailblazers. He was drafted BEFORE Michael Jordan and John Stockton.

"I'm about to Sam Bowie"

Past Tense:

"Uh, are you on Birth Control?"
"No, why?"
"Cuz I just Sam Bowied"

by Ordainedbaddie September 24, 2017

sam todd

generally gay

person 1: You know sam todd?
person 2: yeah he is gay

by weed nose 123 October 23, 2019

Sam Parsons

A Sam Parsons is someone who digs up old photos and comments/likes them bringing embarressment to the other party. Also referred as Parsons Archaeology. Its considered to be a form of stalking and should be shunned.

Scientists have studied such practices and have concluded that it is due a lack of spooning that causes the perons to become a Tony Robinson of facebook (timeteam).

"Sam why are you looking at pictures of me from 2009 you freak?"
I was pulling a sam parsons.
Yeh hes such a sam parsons.

by Denby JT May 14, 2012

Sam smash

When an Italian kid gives oral to a chick and shoves his cock down her throats until she starts choking. Then the Italian kid says in a sexy voice, you like the Italian sausage huh. Then cums in her throat and let's it drip out of her mouth

Oh that girl that was with me last night, yeah I gave her a sam smash

by anthon shamal April 23, 2017

Sam O’Brien

Quadriplegic

Sam O’Brien means
Can’t run for shit but he can hit a ball with a stick

by Fffuiifddtyjbgj May 20, 2019

XGN Sam

XGN Sam is a GOAT fortnite player that will make it as one of the biggest youtubers

(TRUST THE PROCESS)

PERSON 1: Bro XGN Sam joined FaZe
PERSON 2: Yeah thats crazy call him FaZe Sam now

by XGN Sam August 12, 2022

Sam Fortnam

One lang haired boi who defected from the masterrace to become a PS4 peasent, but hopes to join us again soon.

Thank god that Sam Fortnam is leaving the peasants behind!

by Grognak the Destroyer July 02, 2019